fishing advice the trick to fishing midwest finesse is to tug the ned rig gently on every crank of the reel & tempt the bass with a nedlock jig & junebug zinker or green pumpkin goby grub with a light lift & drop of […]

like a bell through the night the moon is a fat ass hanging out the window of a ’76 chevy monza hatchback fleetwood mac blaring on the 8-track over my head & ready & raring for rhiannon & my mother yanking me back to […]

Hands up. You know the drill. Everybody ready? Ready? I mean _really_ ready? Good. Wait. You. In the back. Yes, you, with the red beanie. You! No, not you, the other red beanie. Oh, I’m sorry–of course it’s _maroon_. I don’t recognize you. Is […]

european travel tips in France pants are optional unless they aren’t Norway means “not that way” which you will hear a lot if you are American don’t confuse Belgian with Flemish especially in regards to chocolate if you are stuck in an airport in […]

democracy woke up to find the sun still rises the birds still sing the leaves still skitter across the yard like pundits flapping in wind

the car the car christ look at the car how can they live like that well how can you live with yourself knowing they live like that in the land of milk & honey & taxes & missiles & bombs & greed & got […]

congress is an abusive relationship your donut looks good so give me a bite but don’t be surprised if I eat the whole thing because what were you thinking letting me take a bite?