hot coffee onmy keyboardis just so damnhdsafouiernfcaj;

whenever a hallmarkmovie comes onbrace yourselffor schlock& tearsbecause damnthose moviesget to me

the best curefor a hangoveris to just tellyour liver tobuckle up

oh hey junedidn’t noticeyou snuck inthe back way& so nice ofyou to bringa six pack

silence nurses evil onmemories of grandeur

sometimesdistractiongets the best of

saturday & whateveris planned goes undonebecause hey it’s notlike it isn’t saturdayso just piss right offuntil the middleof next week whenwe look forwardto another & thenshit will get donein anticipationof another day off