I’m out
of fucks
so please
accept these
shits instead

the proper way
to make a cuppa
is to ask your mum
how she makes
one & post a vid
for clout & fury

hey billy shakes
sunsets are tired
of all the tropes
& the moon would
also like a word
at least that’s what
tony fanzinni says
he’s here to discuss

this is just to say
your take-out cup
spiraled off
the car’s roof
in black wet rain

I regret to say
I have watched
the half-time report.

Forgive me.
You know
I love hot takes

& bad bets
mid-game
more than

our kid’s
tuition bill
or gazebos.

forgive me.

the oatmeal
is lumpy.

the water
was shut off
last week

so I used
guinness stout.

drink up,
flyboy.

Why
do they
call it
take off
if the flight
attendants
get huffy
when you
undress &
yell wheeee?