the proper way to make a cuppa is to ask your mum how she makes one & post a vid for clout & fury

I’m out of fucks so please accept these shits instead

hey billy shakes sunsets are tired of all the tropes & the moon would also like a word at least that’s what tony fanzinni says he’s here to discuss

this is just to say your take-out cup spiraled off the car’s roof in black wet rain

I regret to say I have watched the half-time report. Forgive me. You know I love hot takes & bad bets mid-game more than our kid’s tuition bill or gazebos.

forgive me. the oatmeal is lumpy. the water was shut off last week so I used guinness stout. drink up, flyboy.

Why do they call it take off if the flight attendants get huffy when you undress & yell wheeee?