call for submissions

new literary journal seeks
poems about your mother
but not those kind & pays
in guilt & copies; masochists
& second daughters encouraged
to apply; please see our website
for examples of work we’d
rather not see again, especially
from you Arnie Papf because
that obsession with cherry
pie filling is quite disturbing
& as we have told you at
least twenty times your
work is not suited for
our publication but then
not much is so everyone
else take your shot