there’s not much
you can do
to appease
the gods
except maybe
a good blood
sacrifice or two
so be sure to
stub your toe
really good
every week
or trip over
your own feet
& fall flat on
your ass or face
& that will keep
them at bay
until you step
on a Lego
in the dark
at 3 a.m.
& then
you’ll be good
for at least
six months