drunk twenties #3 after many beers word say they make don’t but hey the fuck you mean no gimme keys back oh baby drive you home me or something let me uber you time long lyft & in come in & mind the cat […]

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scatology sometimes in the mid- dle of a good beer shit there’s a moment of perfect clarity & then the blood rush blooms into light & dis- sonance & damn if the slate isn’t wiped cleaner than my ass

leaves sink like cherrios in oat milk but what did you expect

hi-ho silver away hey if you got a few bucks to spare instead of another latte or avocado toast or down payment on a new up-do maybe treat yourself to riding lessons since you got a nice high horse there buckaroo

self-flagellation I tell myself don’t over- think it just go with the flow & don’t dissect every damn thing but the mind is a torturous thing & it’s like that meme you know the one that you chuckle at because you relate especially at […]

backhanded someone once told me that my poems felt like the bastard love children of Chuck Bukowski & Rod McKuen raised by Weldon Kees & Leonard Nimoy & that pissed me off because this is the first time I’ve ever used “sloopy” in a […]