another year notched & reckoned & still the world is broken in too many ways for spotify to entabulate but at least we heard some bangers while scrolling reddit for clips of riots, wars, floods, & famines from afar

look you got to get out of the way of progress or else you just are gonna be shaking fists at molehills & you don’t want to piss off the moles now do you because those starry-nosed sumbitches will chew your ass right up

there’s not much you can do to appease the gods except maybe a good blood sacrifice or two so be sure to stub your toe really good every week or trip over your own feet & fall flat on your ass or face & […]

if you want to save the world don’t start with yellow jackets because those motherfuckers need to die

I’ve taken stock & now no one can make soup

my tumblr is a waste- land of unposts so go ahead & unfollow it because the goal is to dis- appear into electrons until pixels double over with the weight of nothing & collapse under the theory of mansplained whitespace

all it takes is a bottle of bourbon & every drunk is a damned good poet at least until the bottle is dry & the tab is due & then we’re just a bunch of fucking hungover whiners so if you want inspiration go […]