oh my aching back you don’t carry the weight of the world just the weight of the air a smidge over a ton at least according to the brains over at the physics forum so quit your bitching & get back to work or […]


wrens lie sweet as apple butter or so the grackle says but who can you really trust these days? ask the crow shrugging across the evening sky but don’t expect straight answers since crows too stretch the truth when it suits their blood-soaked fancy […]


my father once said the way to a woman’s heart is through the sternum but don’t get distracted on the way & I still don’t know what he meant but I’ve had a hell of a time trying to find out by trial & […]