2023-01-01

dear robert carpenter we appreciate your letter & especially the fact you took time to write about the paucity of cats on lunar mission nine however we are a household products company with no say in what nasa is up to but our pet […]

2022-12-31

’twas twilight on the inner rim & in orbit husks did glow, those rusting hulks aflame again that died so long ago when Major Thorne set out to seal the locks against the Kl’o but failed to ram the hammer home & bargained this […]

2022-12-30

there are no heroes in outer space just dead spacers & survivors of void wars who tell tales best left untold m’boy unless you’re buying a round of hurakkan wine in which case grab a seat

2022-12-29

my brother ate spaghetti right out of the can, shoveled cold noodles & fat-laced meatballs into his maw, red sauce flinging down the aisles, the grocer stomping & yelling & my mother shrugging as if to say what do you expect when you stock […]

2022-12-28

oh my aching back you don’t carry the weight of the world just the weight of the air a smidge over a ton at least according to the brains over at the physics forum so quit your bitching & get back to work or […]

2022-12-27

wrens lie sweet as apple butter or so the grackle says but who can you really trust these days? ask the crow shrugging across the evening sky but don’t expect straight answers since crows too stretch the truth when it suits their blood-soaked fancy […]