hi-ho silver away hey if you got a few bucks to spare instead of another latte or avocado toast or down payment on a new up-do maybe treat yourself to riding lessons since you got a nice high horse there buckaroo

self-flagellation I tell myself don’t over- think it just go with the flow & don’t dissect every damn thing but the mind is a torturous thing & it’s like that meme you know the one that you chuckle at because you relate especially at […]

backhanded someone once told me that my poems felt like the bastard love children of Chuck Bukowski & Rod McKuen raised by Weldon Kees & Leonard Nimoy & that pissed me off because this is the first time I’ve ever used “sloopy” in a […]

fishing advice the trick to fishing midwest finesse is to tug the ned rig gently on every crank of the reel & tempt the bass with a nedlock jig & junebug zinker or green pumpkin goby grub with a light lift & drop of […]

like a bell through the night the moon is a fat ass hanging out the window of a ’76 chevy monza hatchback fleetwood mac blaring on the 8-track over my head & ready & raring for rhiannon & my mother yanking me back to […]

Hands up. You know the drill. Everybody ready? Ready? I mean _really_ ready? Good. Wait. You. In the back. Yes, you, with the red beanie. You! No, not you, the other red beanie. Oh, I’m sorry–of course it’s _maroon_. I don’t recognize you. Is […]

european travel tips in France pants are optional unless they aren’t Norway means “not that way” which you will hear a lot if you are American don’t confuse Belgian with Flemish especially in regards to chocolate if you are stuck in an airport in […]